1 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:04,713 President Curtis: Oh, shit. Medallion's on us! 2 00:00:04,796 --> 00:00:06,381 Peterson: Good call, Mr. President! 3 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:07,966 Watch out! They're in the bushes. Thanks, bro. 4 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:09,593 I got it. I would have gotten it faster. 5 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:11,136 Why can't I just play? 6 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,596 Because this is work. 7 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:13,764 Playing "Battleswag" with the American people 8 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,599 is basically my fireside chat. 9 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:17,809 Peterson, I see you're in Madison, Wisconsin. 10 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,144 Spill the cheese. 11 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:20,437 Well, sir, I had a job interview today 12 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:21,813 and I think I bombed it. 13 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:22,898 What field are you in? Accounting, sir. 14 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,483 Send your résumé to the VA. 15 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:25,776 I'll have my Chief of Staff flag it. 16 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:26,944 Banks: Consider that shit flagged. 17 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,278 Peterson: Wow! Thank you, sir! 18 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,738 Mikayla: President Curtis! 19 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,156 Ah! Mikayla in Jacksonville, Florida! 20 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:32,950 College student at UNF. She's a regular. 21 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:35,160 Mikayla, how'd that calculus exam go? 22 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:37,287 I'll tell you after you open your fucking eyes! 23 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:38,872 They're baiting you! 24 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,666 Ooh, must have blown a fuse. 25 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:44,127 Aw, damn it. I had AI chatbots writing "Pulp Fiction," 26 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:45,254 but with the Muppets. 27 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:46,922 Okay, more than a fuse. 28 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,632 Power's out across four states. 29 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:51,760 Eh, probably just a blip. Back to work! 30 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:53,679 Sir, the Department of Defense called to say 31 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,847 that power outage wasn't just a blip. 32 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:58,767 They're probably -- Divorced scientist Dr. Keel 33 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:00,519 requested an emergency meeting. 34 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,396 Ugh, the chart guy? 35 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,230 He's always pitching me boring shit to fix nothing-burgers. 36 00:01:04,313 --> 00:01:06,149 Tell him I'm working with the American people. 37 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,734 Hey, nice shot! You need some ammo? 38 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:09,403 Hell yeah. That'd be great. 39 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:11,280 Oh, man. You know what else would be great? 40 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:14,658 Being at the meeting to discuss America's energy crisis. 41 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,493 Dr. Keel? [ Sighs ] 42 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,662 All right, fine. I'm coming up. 43 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:20,664 But first... everyone kill this narc! 44 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:22,374 Ah! What buttons do I press?! 45 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:23,500 Aah! 46 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,002 Ooh, Battleswag! 47 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:26,628 He turned into a chest of emeralds. 48 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:27,713 -All right! -Yay! 49 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,506 Mikayla: Four more years! 50 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:36,555 ♪♪ 51 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:46,356 ♪♪ 52 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:48,525 ♪♪ 53 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:55,282 ♪♪ 54 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:58,243 Thank you for coming, Mr. President. 55 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:01,038 Oh, eat my ass, Dr. Keel. I blocked you on "Battleswag." 56 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,873 Well, here's something that you can't block -- 57 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:04,916 America's power grid is overworked 58 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,710 and in danger of indefinite collapse. 59 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:08,419 Sloppy transition as always, 60 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,213 but how do we fix it? 61 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:12,799 Not to be vulgar, sir, but we need to tighten our shit up. 62 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:15,010 Energy caps, taxation based on -- 63 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:16,345 What?! No! 64 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:17,554 Restricting power is un-American 65 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:19,056 and a straight-up Bummerville. 66 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,682 There has to be another way to get tons of power 67 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:22,434 without bogging down the people. 68 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,394 [ Sighs ] Captain Marks, you don't have to raise your hand. 69 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:27,564 Sir, what you're describing is in Hollow Earth. 70 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:29,566 The natives call it the Life Tree -- 71 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:32,027 a source of truly infinite power. 72 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,237 We could go down there with a giant plug 73 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,865 and take their energy, but, I mean... 74 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:38,575 no one here wants to do an "Avatar." 75 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:39,576 -Oof. -No, thank you. 76 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:40,911 Well, obviously not. 77 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:42,454 I said the same thing to Clinton 78 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,164 when we went down there the first time. 79 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,708 Although back then, we called it a "Dances with Wolves." 80 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,210 I thought you were gonna say "Pocahontas." 81 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:49,628 -"Fern Gully." -What's "Fern Gully"? 82 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:51,630 "Avatar," but good. Nerds! Focus! 83 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,215 Janice, you've been to Hollow Earth? 84 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:56,259 Haa Nah. That's how the Daaboo say "yes." 85 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:57,636 And also "nipple butter." 86 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,388 Oh, but they hate us now. 87 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:00,764 We tried to exploit them. 88 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:02,140 It didn't go well. 89 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:04,393 It's been hard to make them understand 90 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:05,936 we're not the same people we were. 91 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,688 Well, they haven't met Andre Curtis. 92 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,606 Curtis is a man of the people. 93 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:10,816 He reaches out and takes big swings. 94 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,150 And we should, too. 95 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,277 If anyone can strike a fair energy deal, 96 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,779 it's this administration. 97 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:17,322 Fantastic point. [ All talking at once ] 98 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,282 Guys, we don't need to go to Hollow Earth 99 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,827 or take big swings. We just need to restrict usage. 100 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:22,911 President Curtis: Well, that settles it. 101 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,162 We're going to Hollow Earth. 102 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,664 And, Janice, you're coming with. 103 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:28,291 -Whoo, out of office, baby! -Great. 104 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:31,169 So you're not listening to me and I'm not invited. 105 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,505 You know, "Avatar" saved 3-D! 106 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,298 [ Dramatic music plays ] 107 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,175 [ Computer beeps ] 108 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:40,095 Janice: There she is, the Hollow Earth Elevator. 109 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:43,473 Ah! You know it used to be just a bungee cord platform? 110 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,142 I am pumped for this, sir. 111 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:46,977 Getting a chance to help Americans and make new allies? 112 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:49,813 You're gonna crush this. We're gonna crush this. 113 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,314 I want you to be my right hand, Banks. 114 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,358 Make sure America keeps this aboveboard. 115 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:54,985 Fucking dream team. Mm. 116 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,361 And, O'Doyle. You protect Janice. 117 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:58,196 Sir? She's essential, O'Doyle. 118 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,866 You think Luke would leave C-3PO to rot on a critical mission? 119 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,367 Actually don't answer that. 120 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:03,869 Janice is the only one 121 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,162 who knows the natives' language and culture. 122 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:06,788 I need my best man protecting her. 123 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,498 Your best man respectfully passes. 124 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:11,001 No. He doesn't. [ Sighs ] Fine. 125 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:14,337 I will remove my personal oath of protection from you. 126 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:17,923 [ Breathes deeply ] Place your head upon my chakra. 127 00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:20,719 Athrym Mo Me Hoyem. 128 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,890 Just say you love each other, guys. 129 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,975 This is purely transactional! 130 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:29,227 Boop éy. Boop éy. 131 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:31,229 It is done. All right, people! 132 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,315 We're gonna do it cool and aboveboard. 133 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,150 Let's roll! 134 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:38,028 Wow, kinda thought the inside would be bigger. 135 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:40,864 Does, uh, anyone happen to have my brand of deodorant? 136 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:44,117 Isn't this grand, Francis? You and me in Hollow Earth? 137 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,036 We can really get to know each other. 138 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,913 Ma'am, it's a security detail. 139 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:51,207 These are my 18 grandkids, starting with the uggos. 140 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,417 Kill me. 141 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,338 Wow. [ Chuckles ] 142 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,089 Are you guys seeing this place? 143 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,883 It's dripping with energy! 144 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:02,093 Oh, Janice, you were right. It's so beautiful -- 145 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,929 Oh, fuck! A leggy worm! 146 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,722 Ma'am! Get behind me! Don't shoot! 147 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,891 That's a leg-gee-gee! It's sacred! 148 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,643 [ Clicking tongue ] 149 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,353 [ Roars ] 150 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,104 [ Clicking tongue ] 151 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,441 Holy shit, Janice! 152 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:19,152 See? This is why you always bring a protocol droid. 153 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,154 Goodoo me doo-woooo. Goodoo! 154 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:23,073 Janice, tell them we apologize 155 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:25,242 for our past administration's mistakes, 156 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:26,743 and we've come to make a fair deal. 157 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,620 Boo-gaa. 158 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,539 Phoo troo yoo ma-roo? 159 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:32,749 Ee-Yoo. Ee-Yoo. 160 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:35,961 Although I'm wary of all Crusties, 161 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,922 it is cool that you cared enough to bring a Kaka-Mundo. 162 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,590 One who speaks like the Daaboo. 163 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,008 You know English? 164 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:45,136 Your Clin-ton left an Us Weekly down here. 165 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,681 We used it to teach ourselves. 166 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,766 Tell us, is Backstreet still back? 167 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:52,686 Janice? Janice! My love! 168 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:55,313 Toomoo! Oh, Toomoo! 169 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,274 Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! [ Smooching ] 170 00:05:57,315 --> 00:06:00,151 Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! 171 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:03,446 I must say, you have super big balls coming down here again. 172 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:06,157 But your Kaka-Mundo has softened our hearts, so... 173 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:08,243 I'm listening. Thank you, Koochoo. 174 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:10,996 As a peace offering, we've brought gifts from above -- 175 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,540 Crocs and Kirkland's version of Flamin' Hot Cheetos. 176 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,668 It is customary for a gift giver to drink their own piss 177 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,212 before anyone accepts a gift. 178 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,715 Hmm? You have to drink your own piss first. 179 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,133 Yeah, yeah, no, I heard. 180 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:24,843 But is there -- Uh, can I get a reason? 181 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,637 Together: To show that you are pure of heart and body. 182 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,014 Hey, we take big swings, right? 183 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:30,932 Right. Um, yes. 184 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,767 Okay, I'm just gonna go over here. 185 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,519 Koochoo, I'm not gonna play around. 186 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,980 In exchange for your energy, I'd like to offer you statehood. 187 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:38,940 A chance to join our great nation. Pass. 188 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,817 How about ecological protection? 189 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:42,360 Or statehood? 190 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,904 Hey, get your own star, maybe a football team? 191 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:46,114 Please. Okay. Uh-huh. 192 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,450 Mmmm, nope. Mnh-mnh. No. 193 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:49,826 Oh, what's happening? 194 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,536 Hu-- Here we go. 195 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,663 [ Gulping ] 196 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,749 Ah! I did it! America did it! 197 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,667 Thank you. And as for our deal, 198 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,210 we just want 50,000 Toyota RAV4s. 199 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,630 Huh? Us Weekly said it's not a toy, 200 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:03,882 but that doesn't mean it won't make you feel like a kid again. 201 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,300 Uh, Banks... 202 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,677 can you put in an order for 50,000 RAV4s? 203 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,846 The all-new 1996 model. Done. 204 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,222 What do you say? 205 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:12,515 Vroom-vroom! 206 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,100 This is a momentous day. 207 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:16,436 Today, we solved America's power crisis 208 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:19,439 by adding the energy of friends. 209 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:20,565 -Aww! -Aww! 210 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:21,816 Flying in the plug! 211 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,526 Okay, so how do we patch in? 212 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:25,612 Should we just start stripping the wiring or... 213 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,322 I dunno. You should probably ask the people 214 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:28,907 who supply the tree's power. 215 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,408 I thought the tree is the power. 216 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:32,534 Oh, it totally was, but then we used it all. 217 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:35,080 Now we get our power from the Moss People below us. 218 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,082 Banks: You're telling me after we did this whole thing 219 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:40,043 and drank piss we have to talk to someone else?! 220 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:41,670 Well, they certainly won't talk to us. 221 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,421 We've exploited them a lot. 222 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,423 Also, our RAV4 vroom-vroom deal still stands 223 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,300 because you'll need to run power through our world. 224 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:50,303 God damn it! Just take us to the power source! 225 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:54,224 Toomoo! As elder, you are in charge in my absence. 226 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:57,185 Very well. I will pause from the best lovemaking 227 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,771 of my entire life to lead our village. 228 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,898 -Aww! -Sir? For the love of God. 229 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,358 My job can't be to hang out 230 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:05,777 and hear a grandma have gross old-people sex. 231 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,445 She's their Kaka-Mundo. 232 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:11,074 Your job is whatever it needs to be to keep her safe. 233 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:13,201 [ Sighs ] [ Both smooching ] 234 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,620 Mm! Tiny kisses -- my favorite. 235 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:16,830 See you tonight? 236 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,707 You bet your noodly biscuits. 237 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,834 -Bye, my love! -Bye, cutie! 238 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,252 Ugh, gross! Come on! 239 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:24,421 Sorry. Shirt got caught on my bomb. 240 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:25,630 Wait. What? 241 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,173 Yeah, when I was younger, 242 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:28,925 I signed up to be the last line of defense in case 243 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:31,636 a hostile force ever took control of the Oval Office. 244 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,388 Holy shit. 245 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:35,432 Well, I had a womb. I figured, "Why not weaponize it?" 246 00:08:35,472 --> 00:08:38,226 They called me the first "Kamikaze Secretary." 247 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:41,145 Okay, that's bad-ass. Heh. You wanna see bad-ass? 248 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,731 I'll show you how to use your tongue 249 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:43,940 to control a 60-foot worm. 250 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,650 And not in a gross way. 251 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:49,070 Whoa! 252 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,572 See? Our tree's plugged into the Life Rock, 253 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,657 like I said. Shulu shulu! Shu-boo! 254 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,659 Shulu shulu! No, no, no, no, no. 255 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,119 Shu-gadoo gulu. 256 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,454 They're just yelling obscenities at us. 257 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,247 Mostly mom stuff. Bugadu. Dudu ma! 258 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,999 No! Don't yell back! That's insane! 259 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,292 Tell them we've come to negotiate 260 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,669 in good faith. -Shu-boo shulu. 261 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:08,715 For your piss. 262 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,842 Wait, me again? Why me? 263 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:15,138 Finally, some leaders who aren't dishonest green douchebags. 264 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,182 You're a cool guy. -It's kinda my thing. 265 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,142 Yeah, well, he made a deal with us first. 266 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,894 We're getting 50,000 RAV4s. 267 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,188 Then we want 50,000 RAV5s. 268 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,023 Uh, they didn't make RAV5s. 269 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,650 Okay, hardball. 60,000 RAV4s. 270 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,694 President Curtis: Before I agree to anything, 271 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,988 I want proof this is the main source of power. 272 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:35,033 Uh...we're plugged into the level below us, 273 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,786 but you can't run power through here without cutting us in. 274 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,370 What the fuck, guys?! 275 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,624 ♪ And then they did it a few more times ♪ 276 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:45,919 ♪ Banks had to drink more piss ♪ 277 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:50,340 ♪ They really did it a few more times ♪ 278 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:53,843 ♪ But there's even more after this ♪ 279 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,678 ♪ After this worm ♪ 280 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,223 [ O'Doyle and Janice clicking tongues ] 281 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,017 Nice clicking, Francis. 282 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,477 Next time, use a little more throat. 283 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,020 Yes, ma'am. You know what'll help? 284 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,730 Daaboo ice cream. 285 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,316 They serve it so hot, it'll put calluses on your larynx. 286 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,944 Now go find us a rock to sit on. Back in a jiff! 287 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,195 Okay, rock. 288 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,905 Looking for a rock. 289 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,865 All the rocks are on the ceiling. 290 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:17,951 [ Smooching ] [ Sighs ] 291 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,369 That son of a... 292 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,663 Hey, buddy. What are you doing? 293 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,289 I'm just having sex with two women. 294 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:24,791 What's your problem? 295 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,876 Don't you think that's, you know, a little much? 296 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,253 What if Janice saw? 297 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,380 Look, I don't know how it is on the crust, 298 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,631 but down here, we got a saying -- 299 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,258 The more leaves on the plant, 300 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,801 the more you should rub your dick on it. 301 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,386 Listen to me, you slut. 302 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,263 I care about Janice, so if you hurt her, 303 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,723 I will beat your green witch face so hard, 304 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,100 you won't be able to see a woman, 305 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,601 let alone touch her! 306 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,937 But they could still touch me, right? 307 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,730 They won't want to. 308 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,607 Koochoo: Oh, my God, you suck so bad! [ Indistinct arguing ] 309 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,609 -You exploited us! -It's your fault! 310 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,861 -Get your mushroom off of me! -And now you suck even more. 311 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,279 Guys! Fuck! 312 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,115 It's hot and I'm tired and America is out 313 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,242 hundreds of thousands of '90s-style RAV4s 314 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,952 that we don't even have! 315 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,079 Wait, are we the only ones who asked for Oakley sunglasses? 316 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,372 I want to renegotiate! 317 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,957 No! No more deals! 318 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,792 America is done being played for a fool! Aah! 319 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,335 [ Grunts ] What? 320 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,795 What the hell is this? 321 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,463 The source of all our power. 322 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,424 It's like an infinite wireless battery or something. 323 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,134 It's a spaceship, you dunce. 324 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,845 Looks like it crashed into the Earth's crust centuries ago. 325 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,221 Wait, there's something inside. 326 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,098 Did any of you even bother to open this? 327 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,601 Why would we open a battery? 328 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,853 Oh, my Goooood! 329 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:30,315 Look at these things! Mwah! They're adorable! 330 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:33,109 Sir, the power isn't coming from the ship. 331 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,777 It's coming from the Gobobears. 332 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,362 By the way, I also just named them that. 333 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,281 Perfect name. Aww! And look! 334 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,116 They reproduce via mitosis. 335 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,784 [ Whimpers ] 336 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,244 Wow, and they do it fast. 337 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,954 I'm not really seeing the big deal here. 338 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,915 President Curtis: Open your eyes, mushroom lady! Mwah! 339 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,500 They would have given you all infinite, sustainable power! 340 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,419 Mwah! None of this was necessary! Mwah. 341 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,671 You idiots didn't need to plug in or exploit at all! 342 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,340 Please, you don't have to yell. Oh, my gosh. 343 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,175 Sir, calculating based on the speed of reproduction, 344 00:11:57,258 --> 00:12:00,094 all we need is two of these to fix America's grid. Mwah. Mwah. 345 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,429 We'll leave the rest to be free-range. 346 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:02,680 Not that they deserve them! 347 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,349 Fine! Let's get the hell out of here. 348 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,808 -We do deserve them! -But my RAV4! 349 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,685 Eat my ass. And lose America's number. 350 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:08,895 Nickel leader: Not cool! 351 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,146 [ Gasping ] 352 00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:11,481 O-Ow. Ow! Shit! 353 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,316 You weren't kidding. Oh! 354 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,776 How are you eating this? 355 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,653 Oh, I don't listen to my body when it whines. 356 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,154 You're my hero. [ Elevator whirring ] 357 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,657 Come on, guys! We're leaving! 358 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,283 Now? But Toomoo. 359 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,786 Oh, shit. O'Doyle, grab the Gobobears! 360 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,955 Mwah. Wow, their eyes are huge. Mm! 361 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,582 Oh, there's my man! 362 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:32,210 Toomoo, honey! We're leaving! 363 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,379 [ Gasps ] 364 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,880 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 365 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,508 [ Ice cream cone thuds ] 366 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,634 Oh... 367 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,052 Janice! Come on! 368 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:43,304 The Gobobears aren't getting any cuter. 369 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:44,722 [ Chattering ] 370 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,516 Oh, how dare you! 371 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,351 My fellow Americans... 372 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,852 the nerds wanted to put restraints 373 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,062 on American electricity, 374 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,563 but I figured out how to give you 375 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:55,400 even more unlimited energy forever! 376 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,693 -Aww! -Aww! 377 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,403 This is Two-Toes. [ Smooches ] 378 00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,988 One of several miraculous creatures 379 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,532 we freed from the deep dangers of Hollow Earth. 380 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:05,368 And thanks to some rad-ass energy-absorbing tech. 381 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,036 we've not only stabilized the grid -- 382 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,371 We've done it adorably. 383 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,872 -Mr. President! -Mr. President! 384 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,208 Frank. Sir, American deserves to know -- 385 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,626 How are you so fucking cool? 386 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,211 When you got it, you got it. [ Rumbling ] 387 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,546 Wait. What the hell is that? 388 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,256 General: Attention. [ Crowd gasps ] 389 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,675 We have detected that your mystical native race lives 390 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:23,720 on top of a rare substance known as Cantgetium. 391 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,222 What? We're not mystical or native! 392 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,224 We're notorious for colonizing! 393 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,727 Prepare for harvesting. [ Screaming ] 394 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:34,522 Oh, man. Us Weekly's gonna have a field day with this! 395 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,900 Oh, shit! These motherfuckers are crazy! 396 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,152 [ Smooching ] 397 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,570 [ Whirring ] 398 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,905 [ Gobobears whimpering ] 399 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,032 [ Gasps ] 400 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,283 Crinkle Ear! Nooo! 401 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,452 You goddamn monsters! 402 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,120 Pilot: Ha ha ha! Holy shit. 403 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,538 It's not just on the surface. 404 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,290 There's even more Cantgetium below us. 405 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,750 Guys, you think this is too much? 406 00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:55,918 Like, isn't this predictably awful? 407 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,380 That's why we're called "Arch-ians," Mr. Scientist. 408 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,550 We've evolved by abandoning all nuance. 409 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,053 Now...put a drill in the ground 410 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,096 and suck this planet dry. 411 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,724 [ Laughs evilly ] 412 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:13,478 ♪♪ 413 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,022 Oh, my God! They're drilling for more bears? 414 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,940 I should have never pushed you to go down there. 415 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,068 I was drinking the Kool-Aid too hard on our administration. 416 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,736 Mwah. This one's on me. Mwah. 417 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,279 I should have listened to the nerds 418 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,781 and done the boring, responsible thing! 419 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,783 I just wanted to be America's cool dad. 420 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,659 [ Helicopter blades whirring ] 421 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,413 Seriously? Not even a dent? 422 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,998 [ Missiles firing ] 423 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,460 [ Gobobears whimpering ] 424 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,796 Sir! None of our weapons can bring them down! 425 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,006 And we've spent millions of tax dollars trying! 426 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,925 We need to get these Gobobears outta here. 427 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,511 All of them! Take care of Two-Toes for me! Mwah. 428 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,179 Banks! What are you doing? Mwah. 429 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,639 Finding a way to bring them down. 430 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,349 I didn't drink all that piss for nothing. 431 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,975 Rahhhhh! 432 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,644 [ Grunting ] 433 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,856 Right. Best to just let her cook. 434 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,109 Let's roll! 435 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,652 Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. [ Rumbling ] 436 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,486 [ Gasps ] 437 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:04,821 What the hell?! 438 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,323 -Oh! -Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no! 439 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,200 Oh, my God! Stay strong, Daaboo! 440 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,328 Like Kevin in the all-new motion picture, "Home Alone." 441 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,871 Good work, soldiers. 442 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,706 Get those Gobobears some blankets and kisses. 443 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,667 It's bad, sir. We estimate their drill 444 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,420 will reach the Gobobear layer in a couple of hours. 445 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,130 Banks, did you hack in? 446 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,172 It's an alien code base. 447 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,715 I-I don't understand it! 448 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,300 Can't you just think like them or something? 449 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,927 Upload an alien brain? 450 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,388 Maybe if I reduce skepticism and boost my adaptability, 451 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,848 I can remove all barriers 452 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,850 towards understanding their culture. 453 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,269 My mind would be open to literally everything. 454 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,562 But that sounds dangerous. 455 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,480 Wow, whoa, whoo. Shit. Banks? 456 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,607 Damn, mm-hmm, wow, whoa. Shit. 457 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,568 Ooh. Cool. Wow. Whoa. 458 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,236 Well, this could go a few ways. 459 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,864 Sir. Koochoo called to say the Hollow Earthers are using 460 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:51,033 our elevator to come up and fight the giant drill machine. 461 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,535 I say we ghost them. 462 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:53,578 Just pretend we never heard them, 463 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,912 make full eye contact, 464 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,873 turn around, and let them die alone. 465 00:15:56,914 --> 00:16:00,334 I'll take that into consideration, Janice. 466 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,670 [ Sobbing ] O'Doyle: [ Clicking tongue ] 467 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,088 Oh. Oh. 468 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,590 [ Clicking tongue ] 469 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,092 Oh, God. You're crying because I was so good at it. 470 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,927 No, you still sound awful. 471 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:13,264 Oh, I'm sad because Toomoo ghosted me. 472 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,892 Oh, don't be. I protected you from that piece of shit. 473 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,727 What? I caught him cheating on you, 474 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,187 so I threatened to break his face. 475 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,814 Don't worry -- I got you. What is wrong with you?! 476 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,567 I haven't seen him in years. I don't care if he's exclusive. 477 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,903 It was just nice to know he still loved me. 478 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,988 Uh, a-are you upset with me? 479 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,199 Francis, I don't know if your brain is broken 480 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,035 or you're just a bro, but your toxic, transactional way 481 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,703 of showing emotions has got to stop. 482 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:38,539 You are done protecting me! 483 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,584 So...you forgive me? 484 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,794 Janice: No, you weird, selfish dick! 485 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,632 Uh! Koochoo. 486 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,634 Never thought I'd see your sorry ass on the surface. 487 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,552 We gonna do this, or what, Crustie? 488 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,388 Listen up! This isn't just about energy anymore. 489 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,265 It's about our homes! Our livelihoods! 490 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,767 Protecting our Gobobears! 491 00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:01,103 Together, we can take down this harvester! 492 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,313 With my nickel! 493 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,648 -And my moss! -And my shroom! 494 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,401 Yeah! Okay, sure. Go get 'em, guys! 495 00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:08,819 Hollow Earth! 496 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,280 -We got this! -Charge! 497 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:12,906 [ Hollow Earthers yelling ] 498 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:16,786 [ Screaming ] 499 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,454 Whoa! 500 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:19,789 Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no. Stop! 501 00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:21,624 I was only playing along for camaraderie. 502 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:22,791 Oh, shit. Oh, shit! 503 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,794 Oh, that's hard to watch. 504 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,503 For Janice! 505 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,214 [ Yelling ] 506 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,132 You aren't allowed to die! 507 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,801 You again? 508 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,095 You need to make love to my co-worker. You hear me?! 509 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,471 What is wrong with you? 510 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,056 I'm not good at this. 511 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,058 [ Rumbling, Gobobears whimpering ] 512 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:43,646 ♪♪ 513 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,898 Our drill is closing in on that Cantgetium, General. 514 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,651 Ha ha ha! Nothing can get in our way now. 515 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:49,902 [ Door opens ] What? 516 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:50,987 Huh? 517 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,321 Who are you? 518 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,156 Why did you just slide a gun towards me? 519 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,492 Hak nagala. What? 520 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,704 No one but us understands our language. 521 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,497 I've opened my mind to your culture. 522 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,999 Absorbed it all. Ah. 523 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,168 But you still want to know why we do it. 524 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:10,381 As a boy, my species ravaged our own planet for energy. 525 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,801 And when that wasn't enough, we drained our sun and -- 526 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:14,844 Agh! 527 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,178 You! 528 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:19,640 [ Weakly ] You murdered me while monologuing! 529 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:23,227 That's the most Archian thing ever. 530 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,228 [ Gasping ] 531 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,732 I...think...I-I love you. 532 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,484 Mr. Pilot. 533 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,361 Well, now it's weird if I say "I love you," too. 534 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,488 But I was thinking it. 535 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:35,573 [ Cellphone rings ] 536 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,033 Banks. Oh, thank God. 537 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,576 These Hollow Earthers are terrible allies. 538 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,453 Good news and bad news, sir. 539 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,872 I went full Archian, but it did help me find a vulnerability. 540 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:45,625 There's a small thermal vent that leads to their engine core. 541 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,835 We blow that up, it'll take down the whole fleet. 542 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,462 Hell yeah! 543 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,172 Get your ass out here so we can Death Star this thing! 544 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,591 Guys! We're gonna use actual missiles 545 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,717 to hit an actual weak spot. 546 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,260 Get the hell out of the way! 547 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,720 Hollow Earther: Okay. [ Hollow Earthers mumbling ] 548 00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,055 Missiles aren't gonna cut it, sir. 549 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,556 We need to suck their defenses dry. 550 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,350 Sorry. Fuck. Give me a sec. 551 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:03,601 Ohhhh. Oh! 552 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,061 Here comes the shame. Uhhhh... 553 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,104 -I got you. -Uch, stop handing me piss. 554 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,939 My arc wasn't learning to love piss. 555 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,067 Sorry. Where was I? Missiles aren't gonna cut it. 556 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,235 We need a nuke to blow out their engine core. 557 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,612 We're 30 miles from D.C.! 558 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,614 That would cause fallout for decades. 559 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,240 Well, what the hell are we gonna shoot in there? 560 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,742 Two-Two: [ Deep voice ] Me. [ All gasp ] 561 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,077 Two-Toes? You can talk? 562 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,745 As you have been kissing and petting me, 563 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,789 I have learned your language. 564 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,041 Where I come from, there is nothing but energy. 565 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:30,586 We left in search of the rarest element in the universe. 566 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,088 Pearls? Love. 567 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,923 -Obviously. -"The Fifth Element." 568 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,633 We spent a lifetime searching. 569 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:39,095 But it only took a day with you to finally understand it. 570 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,722 If you let my people return home with this knowledge, 571 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,392 I will take out the harvester. 572 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:45,768 Clean energy, no radiation. 573 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,062 You have my word, Two-Toes. [ Smooches ] 574 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,605 Load me in. 575 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,066 [ Dramatic music plays ] 576 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:59,782 ♪♪ 577 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,117 [ Whimpers ] 578 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,284 [ Grunts ] 579 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,245 [ Whimpers ] 580 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,622 ♪♪ 581 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,874 [ All cheering ] 582 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,421 [ Door slams open ] Toomoo? 583 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,089 My favorite of all my loves! 584 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,675 Janice, look, I'm good at stopping bullets, 585 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,343 and a penis is a bullet, 586 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,970 so I stopped this. 587 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,638 I-I still don't know how to do this right, 588 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,848 but here. 589 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,516 Thank you, Francis. 590 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,309 Wait till I'm out of the room! 591 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,812 President Curtis: Your people came in search of love. 592 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,439 And in doing so, 593 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,607 they helped us to find the power within ourselves. 594 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:34,942 Not that we can monetize that 595 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,902 or use it to play Xbox, but, still. 596 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,571 You can all go home now. 597 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,030 [ Gobobears chattering ] 598 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,741 -Bye! -Goddamn adorable. 599 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:44,744 Koochoo: Aww. Their tails must get so dirty. 600 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:47,913 Aww. 601 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,958 Wait, that was our entire energy supply! 602 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,753 Well, you certainly fucked us, Mr. President. 603 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,005 Not only did you not get us power -- 604 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,883 We had to build an extra power plant in Hollow Earth 605 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,886 because you crippled their energy source. 606 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,555 Not to mention all the 1990s-style RAV4s 607 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:08,017 we had to put into production as some kind of apology. 608 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,144 Am I taking crazy pills? [ Sighs ] 609 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,854 Just show me in the simplest terms. 610 00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:15,483 What is America's biggest energy suck? 611 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,193 [ Gasps ] Shit. 612 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,361 Which is why, as of 1:00 p.m. today, 613 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,822 we are implementing an AI porn tax. 614 00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,491 [ Crowd gasps ] 615 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:27,244 AI porn takes up about 95% of our energy as a nation. 616 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,122 Every citizen will be limited to two keywords per day... 617 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,874 every company, two letters. 618 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:34,001 But if the Gobobears taught us anything, 619 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,336 it's that we can get through this 620 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:36,962 with the power of love. 621 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,088 [ Reporters shouting indistinctly ] Frank. 622 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,340 Mr. President, you really think 623 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:40,841 it's cool to tax our penis? 624 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:42,635 No, Frank, none of this is "cool." Stuckey. 625 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,721 Sir, people online are already calling you the "CumTaxer." 626 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:48,057 Do you think that will be your new "Battleswag" gamer tag? 627 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,893 Banks, see if we can get "CumTaxer" as my gamer tag. 628 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,853 Way ahead of you, sir. 629 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,730 Already secured "CumTaxer" "CumTaxer69," 630 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,232 "CommanderNCumTax." 631 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,358 Cool. 632 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:03,405 ♪ AI's not as big a danger ♪ 633 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,866 ♪ As AI porn ♪ 634 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:09,954 ♪ Everyone will make their own porn ♪ 635 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:14,792 ♪ Think of it like brewing beer ♪ 636 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:18,712 ♪ But if you brewed 8 million beers ♪ 637 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:21,882 ♪ You'd stop ♪ 638 00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:27,221 [ Sighing ] Oh, God damn it.